scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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