Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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