OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
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