the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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