My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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