I CAN MOONWALK!
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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