Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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