Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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