He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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