hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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