HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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