I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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