Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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