I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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