He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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