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found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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