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(917): View more from New York City

I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes

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(919): View more from North Carolina

So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.

(336): View more from North Carolina

THAT'S MY GIRL

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(226): View more from Ontario

Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.

(1-226): View more from Ontario

I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.

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(432): View more from Texas

Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore

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(404): View more from Georgia

I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.

(240): View more from Maryland

That's going to be the title of my memoir.

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