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so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.

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(319): View more from Iowa

Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.

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Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?

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Oh we're gynecologists

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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.

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