Texts From Last Night · cml's Favorites

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(913): View more from Kansas

When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.

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(650): View more from California

Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?

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(703): View more from Virginia

the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression

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(443): View more from Maryland

they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them

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(760): View more from California

You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..

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