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(325): View more from Texas

You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now

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(714): View more from California

my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.

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(618): View more from Illinois

And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it

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(206): View more from Washington

What should our trivia night team be named?

(925): View more from California

Define Statutory

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(662): View more from Mississippi

They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.

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(208): View more from Idaho

My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with

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