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(337): View more from Louisiana

How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.

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(406): View more from Montana

I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense

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(917): View more from New York City

I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.

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(850): View more from Florida

Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...

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(231): View more from Michigan

I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.

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That's funny. Are they weird looking???

(262): View more from Wisconsin

OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.

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