Texts From Last Night · kenzieElise's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry AmandaBanana hasn't picked any favorites yet.

kenzieElise's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(760): View more from California

Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.

Fav 24 1581 4525
share tweet
(443): View more from Maryland

she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.

Fav 13 8396 1570
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.

Fav 3 1638 3338
share tweet
(949): View more from California

i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit

Fav 13 3578 1361
share tweet
(574): View more from Indiana

Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.

Fav 19 4129 1186
share tweet
(604): View more from British Columbia

I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.

Fav 34 2729 3146
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(415): View more from California

how hairy? two words: wookie tits

Fav 32 1043 6127
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(703): View more from Virginia

fucking a dude

(703): View more from Virginia

i mean: fucking a, dude

(703): View more from Virginia

wow, that comma made all the difference there

Fav 93 11883 1514
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT