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(219): View more from Indiana

My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?

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(519): View more from Ontario

Clothes are such an inconvenience.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?

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(740): View more from Ohio

id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.

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(845): View more from New York

hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table

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(701): View more from North Dakota

does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?

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(480): View more from Arizona

Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.

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