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(973): View more from New Jersey

Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."

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(256): View more from Alabama

I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people

(763): View more from Minnesota

and u failed math?

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I love you more with every blowjob.

(1-202): View more from Washington, DC

You should write for Hallmark.

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(514): View more from Quebec

He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why

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(518): View more from New York

Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play

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(614): View more from Ohio

They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.

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