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(248): View more from Michigan

you lied. pity sex is amazing.

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(214): View more from Texas

I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game

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(206): View more from Washington

I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow

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(989): View more from Michigan

walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.

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(315): View more from New York

I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?

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(406): View more from Montana

I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex

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