you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
did you just send me my own nude
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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