you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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