week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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