Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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