Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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