I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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