I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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