Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I need water and some morals
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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