Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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