I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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