i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
My bed smells like the plague
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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