I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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