You really coming over, don't trick.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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