Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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