Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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