it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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