Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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