Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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