Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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