Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
and i looked up. we had an audience...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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