she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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