she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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