I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
3 2 1 whiskey
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
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