I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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