they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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