I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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